A guy was sitting in a bar drunk, and he asked the bartender where the bathroom was. The bartender said, "Go down the hall and make a right."

After a few minutes, everybody at the bar heard a loud scream from the direction of the bathroom. A few minutes went by, and another loud scream came from the bathroom.

After yet another scream a few minutes after the second, the bartender went into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened the bathroom door and asked the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You're scaring all my customers away!"

The drunk replied, "Every time I go to flush the toilet, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"

The bartender opened the door, looked in, and said, "No wonder; you're sitting on a mop bucket!"