Learning to Spell with Darnell

This is "Learning to Spell with Darnell." I be Darnell Jackson, and today we're gonna spell the word __________. Spell it with me now: ____________. Now let's use it in a sentence.

Fortify: "I asked this trick down on 6 Mile, 'How much?' She said, 'Fortify dollars, honey.'"

Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin, I told them, 'There ain't no place formaldehyde in the house; it be too small.'"

Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose."

Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."

Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."

Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse."

Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."

Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said, 'Data boy, Darnell.'"

Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later, when they showed up, I said, 'Copulate.'"

Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, 'Man, you really stink today; what connoisseur did you crawl out of?'"

Coatroom: "The judge said, 'One more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom.'"

Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch."

Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King. Man, someone oughta get that catacomb."

Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said, 'Girl, you won't get you button 'em.'"

Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, 'Is this beware I find me a job?'"

Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."

Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch."

Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."

Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said, 'Anus.'"

Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford."