Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: Ross Perot deals with the pubic From: larrabee@cse.ucsc.edu (Tracy Larrabee) Date: Fri, 19 Jun 1998 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q2/sternpenis.html

A friend from Texas reports:

This morning (June 11) I was watching a morning news program wherein a fluffy blonde (quite possibly Joan London) was tossing beach-ball type questions to Ross Perot. They opened up the lines for television audience questions, and the first caller (a seemingly normal-sounding taxpayer) posed the following two part question:

I have two questions. The first is: As an outsider not affiliated with either party, how effective do you feel you will be in dealing with a partisan Congress? And the second is: Have you ever done a mind-meld with Howard Stern's penis?

Joan London, looking like the she had just bitten into a quince, turned to Ross Perot and said:

Well, perhaps you can answer the first part.

[Note: This sounds very much like it may have actually been Howard Stern doing one of his prank calls.]