The World's Greatest Country Music Songs

  1. Do You Love As Good As You Look
  2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
  3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
  4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  5. Heaven's Just A Sin Away
  6. Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
  7. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  8. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
  9. How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
  10. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  11. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
  12. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
  13. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
  14. I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
  15. I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
  16. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
  17. I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
  18. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  19. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
  20. I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
  21. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
  22. I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
  23. I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of Yew
  24. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
  25. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
  26. I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
  27. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  28. I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
  29. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
  30. I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
  31. I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
  32. I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
  33. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  34. I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
  35. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
  36. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  37. I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat
  38. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
  39. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
  40. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
  41. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  42. If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
  43. If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?
  44. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
  45. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  46. If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
  47. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  48. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  49. It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
  50. It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
  51. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  52. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
  53. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
  54. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
  55. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
  56. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  57. Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
  58. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
  59. Please Bypass This Heart
  60. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
  61. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  62. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  63. She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
  64. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
  65. There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal
  66. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
  67. Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
  68. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
  69. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
  70. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
  71. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
  72. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly