The World's Greatest Country Music Songs
- Do You Love As Good As You Look
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
- Heaven's Just A Sin Away
- Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
- Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
- I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
- I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Don't Want Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
- I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
- I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run
So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
- I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of Yew
- I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win
- I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
- I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
- I'm Havin' Daydreams About Night Things In The Middle Of The Afternoon
- I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I've Got Four On The Floor And A Fifth Under The Seat
- I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare
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- If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
- If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
- If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
- If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad
- It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My
Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
- Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
- Please Bypass This Heart
- She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
- Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
- There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin'
Out
- Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly