A woman visiting Salt Lake City in the latter half of the 18th century sees someone that she thinks may be Brigham Young, the leader of the Mormon church.
Woman: Are you Brigham Young?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that is the head of the Mormon church?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that led the Mormons to Utah?
Brigham Young: I am.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young that denounces all Christian religions as false except Mormonism?
Brigham Young: I am.
About this time, the woman is beginning to lose her temper.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young who preaches polygamy?
Brigham Young: I am.
Now she's really getting mad.
Woman: Are you the Brigham Young who has 26 wives?
Brigham Young: I am.
Then furiously, she says --
Woman: You ought to be hung!
Brigham Young: I am.