Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At the gates he meets the devil. Satan tells Clinton that because Hell is full, he'll be replacing one of the current inhabitants.

He leads him down a hallway where there are three doors and indicates that he'll be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell.

Door #1 opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich, chained to the wall. He's being worked over slowly with a blowtorch. Clinton cringes, "That looks way too painful. I don't think this is for me!"

Door #2 opens. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh. His skin is being stripped off with a cherry red-hot pair of pliers. "I don't think so," Clinton insists.

Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's bound hand to foot to a chair and is completely naked. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what Monica does best. "I CAN handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

"Very well," says Satan, "Monica, you may go."