Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: whuang@ugcs.caltech.edu (Wei-Hwa Huang) Subject: Who are your friends? Date: Sat, 21 Mar 98 19:30:03 EST URL: http://comedy.clari.net/rhf/jokes/98/Mar/bestfriend.html

[Seeing the Yiddish Parrot made me think of Isaac Asimov; that was one of his favorite jokes. In memoriam, here's another joke, this one actually written by Asimov...]

John: Dave, you hear about my wife?

Dave: No, what?

John: She ran off with my best friend.

Dave: Sorry to hear ... hey, wait, I thought I was your best friend.

John: Not anymore.