Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Bill Gates From: KAPLOW_R@Eisner.DECUS.Org (Bob Kaplow) Date: Fri, 12 Mar 1999 19:30:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Mar/gatesbaby.html

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.

I'm betting the baby will be late.