Top 20 (more or less) Ways to Tell if a Redneck is Working at a Computer in Your Office

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU.
5. The password is "bubba".
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
7. Nothing on this line but the number 7 again to prove that I ain't no redneck.
8. Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
9. Outgoing faxes have iced tea stains on them.
10. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
11. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
12. The menus all have Remington, Browning, and Real Tree options.
13. Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.
14. The monitor is up on blocks.
15. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
16. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
17. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
18. The six front keys have rotted out.
19. John Deer Pocket Protectors.
20. The Mouse Pad is a well worn back Issue of Field & Stream.