Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns Subject: Potty Training From: kend@gslxsrv1.rose.hp.com (Ken Duisenberg) Date: Sat, 1 Jun 2002 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Sep/training.html

My wife and I are beginning the process of potty training our almost two-year old daughter. Sometimes the sessions last a few minutes and to keep her occupied, we have a few small toys nearby. Of course, she can't help involving the toys in her new activity, and one night the following monolog occurred:

"No honey, we don't put Piglet in the potty."

"No honey, we don't put Tigger in the potty."

"No h... well, actually, you got that one right."