Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: nabours@arrester.caltech.edu (Phillip W. Nabours) Subject: New ideas in detector physics Date: Wed, 24 Jun 1998 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q2/string.html

This actually happened, I didn't make this up.

Prof: Some people have proposed using Krypton gas in scintillator detectors.

Grad Student: Won't that scare away the superstrings?