Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: suhler@pollux.usc.edu (Paul A. Suhler) Subject: On-Time Delivery Date: Sun, 24 Oct 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Oct/minuteman.html

Apparently a Minuteman missle crew has painted the massive concrete door atop one of their ICBM silos to look like a pizza box. It has the logo:

"Delivery anywhere in the world within thirty minutes or the second one's free."