From rec.humor.funny Fri Apr 9 13:35:13 1993 Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker) Subject: Ionic humor URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/93q2/ionicha.html

From "New Scientist", attributed from R.D. Hayler, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, to a friend:

Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom.

"Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."