Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: bmartino@pop.service.ohio-state.edu (Bob Martino) Subject: One-Upsmanship in the 90's Date: Thu, 23 Sep 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Sep/oneup.html

I'm a gamer who doesn't get much of a chance to game these days. I was at Origins '99 recently (it's a huge gaming convention), and was wandering around, looking to see what everyone else was playing.

I came into a room where a large wargame was in progress. Two of the players were involved in an argument about the rules. One was a man in his mid-thirties, and the other was a teenager.

Things began to get a bit heated, when the 30-something said:

"Hey! Don't mess with me! I work at the Post Office! Get it? THE POST OFFICE!!"

To which the teenager calmly replied:

"So what? I'm in high school."