Subject: Getting stoned. From: djsalomon@watdragon.UUCP (Daniel J. Salomon) URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88old/stone.42.html

Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really TICK ME OFF."

Jesus came upon a woman who had been cornered by a mob. They were preparing to stone her to death, for she had been caught in adultery. Jesus stopped them, saying, "Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first stone." The people in the crowd shuffled their feet and hung their heads in shame.

Suddenly, a rather large rock flew from the back of the crowd and hit the woman squarely in the forehead. Jesus quickly looked into the crowd to see who had thrown the stone... and a sullen look came over his face. Exasperated, Jesus said, "Mom, go home!"