Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse came in and told the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man exclaimed. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned a short while later and told the second man, "You are the father of triplets."

"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replied. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

When the nurse came in again, she told the third man that his wife had given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

At this point, the fourth man fainted. When he came to, the others asked what was wrong.

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"