Date: Sun, 1 Aug 93 19:30:03 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: bowe@osf.org Subject: technical awareness and elephants URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/93q3/elephants.html

President Clinton, as part of his goal to increase technical awareness and interest in the sciences, asked the various major computer companies to cooperate in a large Multimedia publishing project. The general theme was "Elephants".

The piece from Apple was titled: "User Friendly Elephants and Their Friend, the Mouse".

IBM's: "How to Sell an Elephant to Someone Who Wants a Racehorse".

Novell's: "Connecting Elephants".

Borland's: "All Elephants Should Cost $99".

NeXT's: "Painting an Elephant Black".

Microsoft's: "Why You Should Buy Microsoft Windows".