Dogs' Personalities
or: How many of your dog's breed does it take to change a light bulb?
- Afghan:
- Light bulb? What light bulb?
- Golden Retriever:
- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?
- Border Collie:
- Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
- Daschund:
- I can't reach the stupid lamp!
- Toy Poodle:
- I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it.
- Rotweiller:
- Make me!
- Shi-tzu:
- Pul-leeze, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing.
- Lab:
- Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?
- Malamute:
- Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
- Cocker Spaniel:
- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
- Doberman Pinscher:
- While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
- Mastiff:
- Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
- Beagle:
- Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
- Siberian Husky:
- Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it
sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and...
- Cat:
- You need light to see?