Doctor: Now, it's to be expected that you will feel some death anxiety. There are five stages. The first is denial...

Homer: That's right, 'cause I'm not dying! <hugging Marge>

Doctor: anger...

Homer: Why, you, GRR!!! <stepping towards doctor>

Doctor: fear...

Homer: Fear? What comes after fear? Huh?? <cringing>

Doctor: bargaining...

Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!

Doctor: and acceptance.

Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.

Doctor: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me! Here's are helpful pamphlet...

Homer: <reading> "So You're Going To Die".

-- Homer on dying in "One Fish Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" ["The Simpsons"]