Future Corporate Mergers?

Xerox and Wurlitzer:

They're going to make reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers:

New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler:

New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Hale Business Systems:

New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

3M & Goodyear:

mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price:

Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil:

Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining:

Mine, All Mine

3M, J.C. Penney, Metropolitan Opera Company:

3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants:

Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:

Knott NOW!

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining:

Zip Audi Do-Da

Netscape & Yahoo:

Net 'n' Yahoo