You know you've been in college too long when...

1. You price shop for Spaghetti-Os.
2. You consider ramen a culinary accomplishment.
3. You consider mac & cheese a balanced meal.
4. You consider McDonald's 'real food.'
5. Eating month-old bread doesn't faze you.
6. If given a choice between buying bread and beer, you choose beer.
7. When adding up your monthly expenses, you don't forget to include cover charge and beer money.
8. Showering becomes more and more optional every day.
9. Sleeping becomes more important than anything else.
10. You can argue for hours about the symbolism found in various episodes of "The Simpsons," but a two-page paper on an entire book is totally beyond you.
11. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
12. You write a check for forty-five cents.
13. You have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
14. Your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e., Olympic Dream Team I or II).
15. Your underwear and sock supplies dictate the time between laundry loads.
16. Laundry becomes a major financial decision.
17. You actually like doing laundry at home.
18. You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
19. You can't remember the last time you washed your car.
20. You can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pickup (one load).
21. You have seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
22. 4:00am is still early on the weekends (or on weeknights for Computer Science majors).
23. Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
24. Anything is a reason for a party.
25. The words, "I'm REALLY stupid for going out tonight," come out of your mouth at least once a week, usually after your third or fourth shot.
26. You think being drunk is a state of mind.
27. You know how to get puke stains out of your clothes.
28. Knowing someone's last name (or first name for frat boys) isn't necessarily a requirement for going home with them.
29. You become territorial over toilet/shower stalls.
30. You'd rather clean than study.
31. Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
32. You know how to sleep comfortably in a single bed (or on a couch or loveseat) with another person.
33. You schedule your classes around sleep habits and TV programs.
34. You know all the pizza guys by name.
35. You know all the bouncers by name.
36. You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
37. Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
38. Prank phone calls become funny again.
39. It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on.
40. Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless, because you maintain no connection to the outside world.
41. You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
42. Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
43. Rearranging your room is your second-favorite passtime, next to napping.
44. You find out just how many uses milk crates have.
45. Wal-Mart is the coolest store.
46. The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).
47. You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long.