A man went into a pet store to buy a pet monkey. The pet store had three identical monkeys in a politically correct environmental habitat.

The customer asked how much the first monkey cost. The store owner replied, "$500."

"Why so much?" asked the customer.

"Because it can program in C," answered the store owner.

The customer inquired about the next monkey and was told, "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology."

The startled man then asked about the third monkey. "That one costs $3000," answered the store owner.

"Three thousand dollars!" exclaimed the man. "What can that one do?"

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a thing, but it calls itself a Project Manager."