Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Ewwww From: egon@tradeservices.com (Cole Tuininga) Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1998 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Aug/cheekball.html

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"