Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Camping in Illinois From: Jnorlin@hrn.bradley.edu Date: Wed, 5 Nov 97 3:20:03 EST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/97/Nov/nobears.html

Q: How do you keep bears away from your campsite?

A: Put up goalposts.

[Heard it from a friend in Illinois...]