Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: jpn1@cornell.edu (Justin P. Norfleet) Subject: Shark Chum Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2000 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q2/sharkstump.html

[Heard on the radio recently in Ithaca, NY]

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."