You know you're addicted to computers when...

1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the ethernet access.
3. You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
4. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
5. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
6. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
7. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.