Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: johnbl@tekig5.TEK.COM (John Blankenagel) Subject: Fish Story Date: Sun, 1 Aug 1999 19:20:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/88q3/13686.html

A lawyer and an engineer (or some other honest profession member :-) ) were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer, "I am here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked, "How do you start a flood?"