Acronyms for Microsloth Windoze

MS-Windows:

Mostly Swaps When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire.

Mainly Slow When Its Not Dealing Only With Solitaire.

My System's Wholly Integrated Newly Designed Over Weight Solitaire

My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling.

Windows:

When I Need Data Output Without Speed

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

Well It Never Does Operate With Speed

Wholly Inbread Needless Data On the Welfare System

While Idle, Never Does Operate Well, Sigh

While Idle Needs DX Or Work Station

Wholly Inadaquate Needless Darned Outrageous Waste of Space

Win:

Whoppingly Immense NOP (NOP=assembly command to do nothing)

Worm Infestation Netware

Windows NT:

Well Intended, Network De-accelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totaly.

MS-Windows NT:

My Solitaire With Its New De-accelerator Only With Some Network Tecnology

Windows NT:

Windows as a Network Trojan