Windows Source Code

  while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if(first_time_installation)
        {
          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
          hang_system();
        }
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
      if(still_not_crashed)
        {
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          basically_run_windows_3.1();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }