Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: ipg@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Ian Gent) Subject: U.S. Constitution 101 Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:20:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q2/pickpres.html

Two questions. Their relationship is for you to determine. One answer is given.

  1. Who chooses the Vice President of the United States?

    2. (Answer: The President.)

  2. There is one person in the U.S. to whom the V.P.'s performance as President cannot possibly matter in any way. Name him.