A rich Texas rancher was driving his huge Cadillac in Oklahoma and got lost. He found himself on a back country road. He sees this Oklahoma farmer sitting on his tractor, taking a break.

"Hey boy!" he says. "Come here!"

When the poor farmer comes over to the road, the Texan asks directions, then starts laying it on. He says, "How big's your spread, son?"

The Oklahoman says, "Oh, it ain't very big, just a couple of hundred acres."

The Texan says, "Boy, back in Texas my place is so big that I can wake up early in the morning, get in my pickup, drive, drive, drive, stop, eat breakfast, get back in my pickup, drive, drive, drive, stop, eat lunch, get back in, drive, drive, drive, stop, eat dinner, get back in my pickup and drive, drive, drive, and finally about midnight, I'll arrive at my back property fence! Whatdya think of that, boy?!?"

The poor Oklahoma farmer says, "Yeah, I used to have a pickup like that..."