Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: ggr@watson.ibm.com (Greg Rose) Subject: Salescritter says... Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 19:20:01 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q3/lockopen.html

I heard this one at work, supposedly true, but maybe apocryphal.

A TLC [Three Letter Company] salescritter was overheard telling a potential customer:

"You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems."