T-Shirt Slogans

1. "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
2. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8-year-old)
3. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
4. "Procrastinate Now or Later"
5. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
6. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."
7. "West Virginia: One Million People, and 12 last names."
8. "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
9. "I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN."
10. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes."
11. "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance."
12. "STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
13. "They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
14. "He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead."
15. "Time's fun when you're having flies..." -- Kermit the Frog
16. "POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ... Cops have nothing to go on."
17. "FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."
18. "HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH."
19. "A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory."
20. "The Meek shall inherit the earth... after we're through with it."
21. "HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."