Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Social Security turns 65. From: tcomeau@stsci.edu (Tom Comeau) Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/00/Aug/socsec.html

The AP is reporting that Social Security celebrated its 65th birthday on Monday.

No wonder it's about to quit working.