from Monty Python and
the Holy Grail
- BROTHER MAYNARD:
- Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
- SECOND BROTHER:
- And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless
this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny
bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and
carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and
large chu--
- MAYNARD:
- Skip a bit, Brother.
- SECOND BROTHER:
- And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then,
shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou
shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou
not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to
three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,
who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
- MAYNARD:
- Amen.
- KNIGHTS:
- Amen.
- ARTHUR:
- Right!