Presidents in Heaven / Seating Arrangement

Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barrack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Gore first. "Al, what do you believe?"

Gore replies, "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve, and I've come to understand that now."

God pauses for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe?"

Clinton replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God pauses for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

Then God addresses Obama. "Barrack, what do you believe?"

Obama immediately replies, "I believe you're in my chair."