The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts; and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? I doubt it. Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.