Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Golf 101 From: Dean.Hazelwanter@Develcon.com (Dean Hazelwanter) Date: Fri, 29 Oct 1999 19:30:00 PDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Oct/golf.html

Pro golfer Payne Stewart's Lear jet left Orlando FL headed for Dallas TX, but for unknown reasons headed northwest, way off course and crashed in South Dakota.

My first thought as a non-golfer was 'so is that a hook, or a slice?'