The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to
life would be appropriate.
-- Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-- Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value
Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay
for it.
-- Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted
felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-- Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a
penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats
to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-- David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of
the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
-- Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-- Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for
Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the
road.
-- David Letterman