Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: New Year's forecast From: dsblack@iastate.edu (Dan Black) Date: Fri, 24 Dec 1999 19:30:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Dec/jesus.html

From Excite's "Oddly Enough News", as reported by Reuters, from http://news.excite.com/news/r/991220/08/odd-millennium-preacher under the subheading halfway down:

Bobby Bible, who declined to give his real name, said he was a Conservative Baptist who did not advocate violence to hasten what he says was the 30 percent chance of Jesus's appearance.

*snicker* -- No matter what you think of "Bobby Bible" and his message, you gotta love the wording... Sounds like a weather forecast:

"And the New Year's Eve weather... Mostly cloudy with a 30% chance of Jesus."