MS Wheel

In the MS marketing world, reinvention of the "wheel" would be:

Beta 1: The wheel is triangle.

Beta 2: Great improvement: it's now a square wheel.

Beta 3: Again, great improvement: the square wheel has round angle.

First Release: Round angles where cut straight so the wheel is is now an octagon.

Service Pack 1: The angles where smoothed, but this SP introduces a bug: the wheel is now an oval.

SP2: Reduce the elliptical shape but introcuce a new bug: the wheel is now a cardioid.

MS Wheel's life continues:

• The cardioid is declared a standard.
• Travelers are recommended to swallow anti-nausea pills before using any cars made with standard wheels.
• Eventually, Congress pays for updated roads that have perfectly calculated bumps to create a level path of travel.
• Just in time for the new roads, MS publishes an updated standard that includes perfectly round wheels. Only they are made from lead and thus have very problematic effects on accelleration...