Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns From: john@wpi.wpi.edu (John F Stoffel) Subject: Dance Jesus Dance Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2000 19:20:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q2/risdown.html

Heard this from a friend who heard it from my brother... who didn't tell ME this joke. I'll get him for that...

Jesus was at a disco and having trouble dancing, so he says, "Help! I've risen, and I can't get down!"