Date: Sun, 08 Feb 1998 09:11:29 -0600 From: Kelly Magers <dyermakr@idir.net> Newsgroups: rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys Subject: Re: Determining what's JEEP and what's UN-JEEP

Now I really don't care if your an Un-Jeeper. (Don't understand it though.) But what's really sad is when your wife or girlfriend is Anti-Jeeper. Here's some of what I get with an Anti-Jeeper in the house:

1. How many times do I have to tell you? Don't park that Jeep on the lawn!
2. Why do you salute every Jeep you pass. That's sooo dumb!
3. The bumpers that came with it are just fine. Why would you want some new ones?
4. Same one as above but bumpers replaced with tires and wheels.
5. The only reason you want to Colorado is to go four wheeling! (Duh...)
6. We don't need two feet of snow!
7. Why do we always have to take the Jeep?

There's a lot more but I'm only on my second cup of coffee. I bet everyone can add to this list!