Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: dbh6@alumni.cwru.edu (David Hovis) Subject: Someone needs a faster computer Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 19:30:00 PST URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/99/Dec/quake.html

You know it's bad when you see a headline like this one from CNN.com and you completely misinterpret it.

"Quake on Java kills at least four"

I knew Java was slow, but....