Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: john@iastate.edu (John Hascall) Subject: Iowa Girls Date: Thu, 20 Jun 96 19:30:01 EDT URL: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/96/Jun/ames.html

Spotted scrawlled on a typical (i.e., curvaceous) beer company poster outside a campustown bar:

If you see anyone who looks remotely like this in Ames,
you've had to much to drink. Don't drive.