Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boos.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn't have a haunting license.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.

How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?

Where did the goblin throw the football?

What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

What is a ghost's favorite band?

The Boos Brothers.

Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?

The what-wolves and when-wolves.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A necktarine