God decides there are only three days left to the world and he wants to tell the three most important people in the world so they will spread the news...

God chooses: Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.

God tells all three the world will end in just three days.

Boris goes back to his people and says, "I have bad news and even worse news. The bad news is that there is a God. The worse news is the world will end in three days."

Bill Clinton goes back to his people and says, "There is good news and bad news. The good news is there is a GOD!!! And the bad news is the world will end in three days."

Bill Gates goes back to his people and tells them, "There is good news and there is GREAT news. The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world and the GREAT news is we don't have to fix Windows 95!!"