Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon And made a icky splatter when he landed. Thank you.
The Tyger
Tyger Tyger burning bright in the forests of the night Until the fire department showed up and put it out. Thank you.
Early to Bed
Early to bed And early to rise Makes a man healthy, wealthy, And a chronic insomniac who's cranky all day. Thank you.
St. Ives
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives So I became #8. Thank you.
The Woodchuck
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't care, as long as he doesn't 'chuck' when I'm around. Speeeeeewww! Thank you.
Wee Willie Winkie
Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown What a creepy little man. Thank you.
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Up upon the world so high Like a gigantic ball of hydrogen gas which will one day collapse upon itself resulting in a cataclysmic supernova!!! Thank you.
Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue, come blow your horn The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn Where's the young boy who looks after the sheep? He took his horn to Las Vegas to tour the casino circuit. He'll be appearing at Ceasar's Palace all this week. Get your tickets now! Thank you.