President Clinton flies into Andrews AFB. The color guard is present as well as the comanding General. The General is standing at attention waiting while Clinton is desending the stairs. He notices that Clinton has a pig tucked under his arm. The general, not knowing quite what to say, simply uttered, "Nice pig, sir."

Clinton responded by saying, "You bet it is. It is a hand fed, corn fed, pure bred Razorback from Arkanas. I got it for Hillary."

Again the General was a bit tongue-tied but without flinching responded, "Nice trade, Sir."