From rec.humor Fri Apr 16 00:44:55 1993 From: jcgee@earth.cray.com (John C. Gee) Subject: Aggie Joke Date: 13 Apr 93 15:29:34 CDT

Texas A&M wanted to graduate their star football player, Bubba. They decided to give him a final exam.

Knowing that Bubba wasn't too smart, they decided to make the test as easy as possible. They dressed Bubba in his full football uniform and set him out on the 50 yard line. They filled the stadium with A&M students and they brought in the cheerleaders.

Then, over the PA system, they asked, "Bubba, how much is two plus two?"

There was complete silence as Bubba struggled to answer. Finally, he looked up and said, "four."

The crowd was stunned. Then they yelled in unison, "Give him another chance!"